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Q. How many cockroaches dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None cause when you turn the light on they all scatter.
 

Q. How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. They can't do it, it's a hardware problem.
 

Q: How many type A personalities does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to tell him he's doing it all wrong.

Q: How many duffers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 4. One to hold the light bulb and stand on a spinning chair and 3 to spin the chair round and round!