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Decomposing...
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard
and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts
searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming
from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. Then
he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward
! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him.
By the time they arrive back at the grave, the
music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous
piece, it is being played backward. Curious, the men agree to consult a music
scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again
backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse
order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.
By the next day the word has spread and a throng
has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony
being played backward. Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the
group. Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for the music.
"Don't you get it?" the caretaker says incredulously. "He's decomposing!"
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