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The female dormitory will be
out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the
female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the
first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be
fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180.
Are there any questions?"
At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Er... How much for a
season pass?"
A college's student body is composed of the sons and daughters of the
very rich who could not meet the academic requirements of any other
college. Lo and behold, the college basketball team wins every game and
dominates their league. All this success is due to one amazing player -
a cross betwen Larry Bird and Michael Jordan.
This kid is terrific. The player and the team become the center of
nationwide media attention. The student body is thrilled. Now, the NCAA
goes to the college and asks for proof of this player's academic
eligibility. The college administration promises such documentation in a
few days. The faculty works night and day coaching the student for the
crucial test.
The day of the public examinatin arrives, and the entire student body is
there to support their star player. A professor stands, and announces
the first question, "How much is five and two?" The student frowns in
deep concentration - he thinks, he sweats, he shakes with effort. At
last he shouts the answer, "SEVEN". The entire student body rises, and
as a single voice, they cry. "Give him another chance. Give him another
chance".
Teachers
Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow
speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained that driving so slowly
on the highway could be hazardous. The driver pointed out the sign that
read "20." He explained that he was going 20 mph because of the sign.
The policeman pointed out that the sign indicated they were driving on
Highway 20.
Somewhat embarrassed the professor apologized and promised to be more
observant.
As the policeman turn to walk back to his car, he noticed the other two
professors on the floor ...looking scared to death! He asked the driver,
"What's wrong with them?"
The driver replied, "We just turned off Highway 105."
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so
too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking
this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this
rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will
incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"?BR>
At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Er... How much for a
season pass?"
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