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A man wanted to prove to a
group of alcoholics the effect of alcohol in human body system. He
brought two jars; one containing water and the other containing alcohol,
along with a very healthy worm. He said to the audience:
"This jar contain water"
He dropped the worm in the jar and said, "Please watch the reaction".
The worm swam to the side of the jar and up it floats dangling and
swimming.
The man took the worm out of the first jar and put it in the second jar
containing alcohol and said to the audience " now watch the reaction"
The worm went right down into the water and struggled for survival.
There and then every body saw the worm shrinking and dis-integrating,
and in one word, died.
The man turned round an asked the audience " what would you all say to
this".
After a long silence, someone from the rear stood up and said
" I can see that if I drink alcohol, there will be no more worn in my
body".
A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, "What will it be
today?" Guy says, "well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on
one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed
up." Barber says, "Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like
that."
Guy says, "That's how you cut it last time"
Q. What do you call a lady with one leg shorter than the other??
A. "I - lean"
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